# Worrysome.net

> Don' worry 'bout a thing, cos every lil thing is gonna be alright.

## Worriers

Our panel of expert worriers is waiting on the line to take your call.

Lynda: Technical Worries

Whether it be losing your girlfriend, losing your stash or losing your hair, we all have our problems to worry about. Worrying causes stress, and stress is bad news.

## Worries

Don' worry 'bout a thing, cos every lil thing's gonna be alright

Andy: Creative Worries

Now there is a real solution for all your worries; get one of our WorrySome expert worriers to worry about your problems for you. It won't solve your problems, but you could feel a whole lot better.

## Worrydone

Worrying can stop you sleeping and even affect your sex life.

Brain: Junior Worry Manager

It's easy for others to say Hey dude, don't worry about it! but it's not always that simple. Our worriers worry about many different types of worry for our customers, some many seem trivial, others really heavy.

#### Recently worried about

- Cellulite
- Conspiracies
- Driving test
- Dancing
- End of the world
- Flying
- George W. Bush
- Homework
- Public speaking
- Spiders
- Too fat
- World peace

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